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On from 11 Sep 2016 till 11 Sep 2016
New Diorama
by Fictive Theatre
Genre(s): Drama, New Writing

Tickets: £10.50 / (£8.50 concessions)

About: Lottery

Let’s get rough with them! Like- I’m gonna eat your children rough. Throw acid in their face rough!
Well we can’t throw acid in their face.
Metaphorical acid I mean.
Yep, sure, metaphorical acid, agreed.

Ah, home finally. I wonder if they delivered that parcel, nope. That's another day without socks then. Three sugars, a little treat, no biscuits though. I wonder who ate them? Bloody Shirley I bet. I'll keep an eye out. Ah letters. Junk. Junk. This one has nice paper, nice and taught. No one sends letters anymore. I'll send a reply even if I hate them. It's a dying art. I could have sausages for dinner. “Congratulations. You have been selected to be the next prime minister. Your term will commence in four weeks.”
I'm going to need some socks.


“It’s great to have a new team to watch out for.” Once A Week Theatre, Edward Lukes

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